"is it gay in here, or is it just me?" - oscar wilde meth-addicted zombie(s) looking for beer I'm secretly ghetto.

in case none of you know, i am actually following my dream and going to culinary school where i eat caviar, racks of lamb, and eclairs on the daily.

follow ur dreams, guys.

follow. ur. dreams.

(Source: 30rockasaurus)

bathosphere:

The neighbors are going to kill me…

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

no

*wipes fingers on extra corn tortilla*

(Source: aisforarthur)

I’m sorry.

No… Something stung me.

(Source: spygirl1129)

(Source: bagmilk)

jakemalik:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

(Source: hi)

The Evil Dead - Sam Raimi’s low budget camera rigs

(Source: thedeaditeslayer)

i obsess over so much stuff so hard that i feel like my insides are going to seep out through my pores

if that makes sense

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

ah. i am loving living in colorado more and more everyday.

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

ah. i am loving living in colorado more and more everyday.

(Source: scottbeale)